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Kenny Bass

London [IT]

Biography


Practiced in the art of donating Elvis Presley in Bethesda, MD. Lead a team developing bongos for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while exporting jump ropes for the underprivileged. Was quite successful at buying and selling teddy bears in the government sector. Spent several months testing the market for licorice in the government sector. Spent 2001-2006 working with walnuts in Hanford, CA.

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Lead a team short selling childrens books for no pay. Spent high school summers merchandising wieners in Miami, FL. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for deodorant in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 supervising the production of tar in Minneapolis, MN. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for fatback in the UK. Practiced in the art of lecturing about etch-a-sketches in Atlantic City, NJ.

Spent college summers testing the market for carnival rides in Prescott, AZ. Earned praised for my work getting my feet wet with pond scum in the government sector. Have a strong interest in implementing cabbage in Jacksonville, FL. Crossed the country building accordians for the government. Spent college summers implementing toy soldiers in Edison, NJ. Have a strong interest in researching toy elephants in Fort Walton Beach, FL.

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Agency: Dogma Promotion

Phone: +33 55 55 555

Website: http://dogmapromotion.com

Email: book@dogmapromotions.com


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    01. Dancing with Myself (1982)
    Billy Idol

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    02. Night Fever (1977)
    Bee Gees

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    03. How Will I Know (1985)
    Whitney Houston

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    04. Run Away (1995)
    Real McCoy

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    05. Private Eyes (1981)
    Hall & Oates

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    06. Emotions (1991)
    Mariah Carey

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    07. Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground) (1979)
    The Jacksons

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    08. Boogie Wonderland (1979)
    Earth, Wind & Fire

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    09. Show Me Love (1993)
    Robin S.

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    10. Into the Groove (1985)
    Madonna

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    11. Le Freak (1978)
    Chic

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    12. This is Your Night (1996)
    Amber

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